****STOP**** I'm a large woman, if you cannot handle this then there's no point in wasting both our time but I wish you luck whilst searching other profiles. :flower: I'm happy to say after many years I'm like a crystal clear glass of water that's balanced gently on the back of each hand....there's not a per alive that can put me down Fun, friendly, voluptuous, sensual, full of soft warm passion, Body Painter, Jazz Singer, Artist, Comedy Writer, Singing Telegrams: and I love doing fun photographic sessions for people I know and trust. So if I get to know and trust you and you want your profile zshuzshed up lets talk about it. I thinks I lined up twice when it came to perality and humour. Ha! I believe taking the time to bother, is a two/three way street and once the safeguards are understood and agreed on...I have very few inhibitions. Friendships/and just maybe physical encounters after trust has built up only. I love....forests after the rain, red wine and cold sea food, singing, listening to jazz and lots of other music, anything creative ( art school tried to drain that out of me), films/books that make you think. Love to body paint people, every canvas is different. I'm currently building up a port folio of body painting so need models that can 1.Turn up when they say they will 2. Stay still for long periods of time 3. Can stay relaxed during the process I've met with men/women/couples from several sites and had a ball (or two). UPDATE >-| IDIOTS GUIDE TO THE FIRST EMAIL If your first and only contact is 'Hi how are you' or something similar, I probably won't answer. You figure out why? I DO NOT WANT A RELATIONSHIP. AND I'M NEITHER DESPERATE NOR DATELESS....[COLOR purple][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person
FUN men/women/couples with personalities that they don't leave stuck to the computer screen when/if we meet, who love life and are confident and comfortable with themselves for a descreet liason ( as in don't blab details to the whole universe ) and maybe a slow, sensual or totally wild time with me. I have no secrets to hide and would hope you don't either. Working on my fantasy list right now. But it seems that the more I do the more ideas pop into this kinky little head of mine, bad Straw baddd haha! :rofl:

1. April 08 thanks K it was amazing
2. July 08 OMFG thanks B better than I ever imagined and I have a pretty vivid imagination lol!
3. August 08 thanks B. Will that restaurant ever be the same again haha. It was so erotic, I was distracted for days.
4. August 08 thanks R What a brain!!! That was foreplay on it's own. DEFINATELY stimulated my mind. Good luck with the thesis lmao.

I'd like to think that if you're a couple you are secure in your relationship. Let's respect eachother's boundaries, while we experiment and discover in a safe and sexy atmosphere. PLEASE get it straight female halves of a couple ~ I am NOT after your man for keeps. I don't even want one of my own why the hell would I want yours. It's just fun...end of story.

And if you can SING like no one's listening, DANCE like no one's watching, LIVE like there's no tomorrow, WORK like you own the company and LAUGH like you've never been hurt, then I definately would love at least a chat.

GSOH a must. NO SAUCERS (you know, shallow, plastic and self absorbed)

HEAR YE, HEAR YE !!!!

NO MARRIED, KIND OF SEPERATED, HIDDEN AGENDA TYPE MEN NEED CONTACT ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. IF YOU CAN HURT SOMEONE BY BEING ON THIS SITE AND MEETING PEOPLE THEN YOU NEED TO ADDRESS YOUR OWN ISSUES, DON'T INVOLVE ME!! (sorry to all the genuine people, but this bluntness is apparently necessary)

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
God there are a few. But seeing as I have to only chose one
here it would have to be taking a gentle walk by myself in
a forest and wandering too far. After getting a little lost
I stop to take a breath and the sun is hot even through the
lush canopy of trees above. I am alone so I unbutton my shirt
and let the warm breeze brush my bare tits and stomach. What
the hell I take the rest off and the breeze caresses every
crease and crevice it can find. This is such a turn on that
i start to gently rub myself all over while the sound of a
nearby river gushes around my ears. Just then I hear footsteps
and the laughter of two men and a woman......

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Mel Gibson cos I've had the hots for him for more years
than I can count. Being snowed in with him in a log cabin up
in the mountain with plenty of supplies and waiting to be
'dug' out. Lol. Whenever anyone asks me what I
want for lunch ( and my workmates are getting pretty tired
at my predictability on this one lol) I say Mel Gibson on
Toast hold the onions. Hahahahah!!!
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If he's not available then Sean Connery (so what if
he's a little mature he's still dead sexy), there
are quite a few more both male and female.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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