About two years ago my wife Pat and I were talking about our upcoming trip to Myrtle Beach; when, Pat said there was something she wanted to try this year while at the beach. When I asked what that was; she took a deep breath and said:"Since it's a long way from here and no one knows us there it might be the perfect place to live-out my threesome fantasy;if we could find the right man to join us." To say I was 'shocked' would be a gross understatement. You see, Pat's one of those strong-willed "kick ass and take names" country girls that grew-up on C&W music,prefers Pickup trucks rather then cars and I'm sure she would be more comfortable "priming tobacco" than attending a cocktail party. I think the best word to discribe Pat would be the word "Tomboy". Sexually speaking when Pat and I met she had never seen an X-rated movie, any type of 'Adult-Toy' and had only been with one other man before meeting me. Pat had alot to learn about sex and I was more than happy to teach her. Well, it didn't take long to figureout that Pats' favorite movie and fantasy was of MFMs. In the "heat of passion" she would admit that she wanted to live-out this fantasy, and with alittle coaxing, she would agree to letting me find someone to join us. Of course like so many women when she came down off of the 'sexual high' she had been on she would have a 'change of heart' about what she had agreed to earilier. Well; since she has been thinking about this fantasy for 15years for her to finally decide to give it a try...Yes..'shocked' would be the right word! We placed an ad in AFF under the location of Myrtle Beach to see what would happen. Well; we were 'swamped' with replies from men from N.Y. to Fla..Unfortunately there seems to be a universal belief by most male members of AFF that for a lady to want to live-out a fantasy she must be a 'Porn-Star want-to-be' with the moral fiber of an alleycat. Well; that's not Pat!! AFF did come thru for us because we did become friends with one really nice Gentleman that did understand that there are women out there that find the 'suggestive handles' most males us to be offensive and posting or sending nude photos to total strangers shows a total lack of "CLASS". Well, Pat did get to live-out her fantasy and she enjoyed it enough that after thinking about it for two years she wants to try it again but closer to home. Since there is a high probablity that the man Pat is looking for might find it difficult to explain a monthly membership fee to AFF, therefore must be a Standard Member, we will allow Standard member to contact us for the next month or two. Well,if you are intelligent enough to read BETWEEN the lines of this profile then check-out what type man Pat is looking for to join us.

My Ideal Person Pat has said that the man that joins us must be straight.....
Married..( She wants someone that will be as Discreet and concerned about staying D&D free as we are.).... late 40's or older.(Pat really prefers someone her age or older but since she looks early 40s, and by the way is 38c/27/38 and solid as a rock, mid 40s might do if you can tell a little white lie about your age.
5'10'' or taller and she is not interested in someone that is Fat.
Well; if you think that you might be that special guy that Pat is looking for then give us a try.
We'll see if you've been paying attention to what we have put in print and just how intelligent you are by your reply....

Gentlemen; regrettably in most cases I am using that term loosely, if you wish to impress Pat DON'T send nude photos and DON'T go into your sexual likes and dislikes. All that will get you is the DELETE button. Let me spell it out for you:
If you're not 5'10" or taller don't bother..
If you're not late forties or older don't bother..
If you're fat don't bother..
If you're not MARRIED don't bother..
Here's something new. Pat does not consider looks to be everything but if she doesn't find you attractive what's the point? Now, I will tell you that the two different men that have joined us since submitting this ad were average in looks. There is a certain look Pat is looking for so if you're not a Movie Star type don't worry about it.

As for couples..well..are there any out there that would consider letting the male half join us in a threesome?

Well guys..could I make this any plainer???
The next move is yours..Good Luck!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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